I thought it aptly fit my personality, and had myself a good laugh!
I also watched this movie:

for a second time, and cried for a second time.
A precious little film about the value of human life and parenthood.
"I learned to sew at a young age, and right away I realized that hated it. Nothing can take me from sweet, demure, ladylike behaviour to cursing, crying and throwing things about violently like a malfunctioning sewing machine (and aren't they all ALWAYS malfunctioning??)."